Camera One

Camera One is a song included in the 2003 album and video, Whoo Hoo! Wiggly Gremlins! and some episodes of TV Series 3.

Song Lyrics
Okay, camera operators, let's get ready to roll!

Camera one, are you ready?

Ready for the camera.

Camera two, are you?

Camera two is ready!

Camera three has the Captain at the held.

Oh I'm all ready, Mr. Director, Okay.

Camera one, zoom in

Okey-dokey, Director!

Camera two, zoom out

Okey-dokey, Director!

Camera three try and get the close-up

Oh, camera three. Oh, that's me. Oh, of course, Mr. Director.

Now everyone goes in and out

Up and down, move a bout

Follow the action, try a wide shot

Now a mid-shot, go in close

You've captured the action

Yes, you've captured the action.

The Wiggly action

Camera one, pull back

Oh, what a great shot.

Camera two, do the same

Camera three, it's not the time to do a pirate jig.

Ho-ho, I couldn't help myself. I love dancing.

That's alright.

Camera one, well done

Gee, this is fun.

Camera two, you beaut

You beauty, director.

Camera three, you make TV seem so easy

Ho-ho, thank you, Mr. Director.

Now everyone goes in and out

Up and down, move a bout

Follow the action, try a wide shot

Now a mid-shot, go in close

You've captured the action

Yes, you've captured the action.

The Wiggly action

OK, camera operators, that's a wrap! Time to shake hands and pat yourselves on the back for a job well done. Captain, you did a great job out there today. Well done.

Whoa-ho-ho! Oh, thank you very much, Greg. Oh hey, I think I might do some more filming.

Yeah, you might. You're a genius behind the camera, Captain.

Look at that bird over there. Oh, and that cat and those trees. Hoo-hoo! Oh and look at the posts on the harbor. I'll film that, too. I'll film it every day.

Yes Captain, the camera's yours.